TMNT [WIP]

Now, I will be the first to say that I do not like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but because it's my 7yr. old cousin's birthday card, and he likes the show, I've decided to go with it. Now, I admit to cutting corners with this, but- 
1) I'm in a hurry, because his party is tomorrow
2) I'm not worried about it looking ugly because:
 a. It's a child's birthday card
 b. He's 7
 c. I don't care about mutant turtles.

Anyway, this is 4 hours of work (give or take 40 minutes), believe it or not. I'm in denial that it's almost 3 in the morning, right now. Like, no, this couldn't possibly have taken that long. I've gotten nowhere. Talk about a Twilight Zone moment. 4 hours, one turtle; Something's gotta give.